Thomas running around in his undies...
Me: "Thomas go put your pants on so we can go to Great Harvest."
Thomas: (very convincingly) "Mom, did you know some kids don't wear pants when they go to Great Harvest?"
Me: "No, no I did not know that."
Sophie holding her bucket of Halloween candy...
"Mom, if you just give us the whole bucket then we'll get totally sick of it and won't ask for anymore for like, ten years."
As I'm writing this, Thomas runs in with his pants on, but missing his shirt. Arrgggg. Sometimes getting out the door is ridiculous.